When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

I'm having a difficult time killing my parents

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.