Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

I think there's two kinds of love. One kind of love burns so hot that it burns out before you get a chance to enjoy it. The other love is one that lifts you and makes you better than you were before.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

The world sits quiet, as if sighing and taking a long inhale after what seemed like forever with mankind and the noise pollution.