Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses.

I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

The world sits quiet, as if sighing and taking a long inhale after what seemed like forever with mankind and the noise pollution.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.