I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.