Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships.

I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.