Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.