I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle; it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.