I think there's two kinds of love. One kind of love burns so hot that it burns out before you get a chance to enjoy it. The other love is one that lifts you and makes you better than you were before.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

I think there's two kinds of love. One kind of love burns so hot that it burns out before you get a chance to enjoy it. The other love is one that lifts you and makes you better than you were before.

Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses.

I'm going to be pissed if I walk all the way to the camp and end up getting shot.

I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships.