I converse with my dog through ESP

Men who retain irony are not to be trusted. They can't always resist an impulse to tickle themselves.

My childhood was appalling.

I have written two medical novels. I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation

Despair is sometimes the great energizer of the mind, though sometimes its flowering may be sterile.

I am not convinced that there is such a thing as a soul

Even the most malignant gods would not continue to inflict life upon humanity, time without end.