I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.
Ted AlexandroI have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?
Ted AlexandroNot that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.
Ted Alexandro