I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?

Comedians are thinkers. The best ones are akin to philosophers, in my opinion.

I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches that I wrote, which really sparked my pursuit of comedy.

It's a constant process of bouncing ideas off of one another and intuitively arriving at the right decision in the moment.

Hard work is a muscle that you develop, as is taking risks.

It always comes down to what the crowd buys coming out of your mouth, which differs from one comic to the next.

With a project like 'Teachers Lounge,' you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want to do it right.