I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now 'cause it's so depressing. One guy told me it had been six months since he had gotten to second base with his wife. Yeah, I don't know which one was more pathetic: that he used the phrase 'second base' or that he hadn't been there in six months?
Ted AlexandroListening to your own sets and listening to the audience as you perform. It's a conversation of sorts. There is an exchange.
Ted AlexandroSome people say homosexuality is a sin. Itโs not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God feels about heterosexuality. Now you might say, โWhoa, slow down. You move too fast. How could you have the audacity, the temerity, to speak on behalf of God?โ Exactly, thatโs an excellent point and I pray that you remember it.
Ted AlexandroNot that that's the goal, but sometimes these funny insights can also be deeply profound.
Ted AlexandroI also do a certain amount of talking through material on stage, to see what happens and allow interesting ideas to manifest.
Ted AlexandroOpening for Louis C.K. during his "Hilarious" tour was a great experience for me. He is the generation just ahead of me, because he started so young. So it's like he's sort of a senior and I'm a junior, in terms of the business. He's done so much - from writing on Conan and Chris Rock to writing and directing movies, having his own HBO show, "Lucky Louie," and now having "Louie" on FX.
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