If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.

On my first bowhunt on the property a few years back, I was on my own for twenty-two days and killed an amazing thirty-three head of big game. I'm surprised I even came home. I was in heaven.

If you want less of something, tax it. If you want more of something, don't tax it or reduce the tax burden.

If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

Only an abuser can make the decision to stop abusing.