If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.

How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend, makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was good to see him again, cause in the wind he's still alive.

My baby she'll take a chance, my baby got a brand new dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango.

Hunting, fishing, and trapping is literally perfect. It's the perfect system by which to balance and ground the animal populations for next year's productivity.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.