I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.

Power corrupts and there is way too much corrupted power. Stand up and monitor the government that is supposed to work for us. That's what the Tea Party represents.

Those that are goofy enough to believe the outrageous lies and hate spewed about me in the mind-numb media are inconsequential and pathetic. Those that know me are certain of my goodness and connect with me deeply.

There are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.