Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

Donald Trump is taking flak from the media, establishment republicans and all the democrats for merely stating the obvious and the truth: Vladimir Putin is much more of a leader than President Obama.

I like Dave Grohl, I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake, it's uppity and spirited.

I really have the American dream licked.

I have undeniable evidence that many have awakened as a result of my raising hell. Raising hell is SO American rock-and-roll. And of course even soulless wimps love killer music and my incredible guitar tone.

I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.