Anybody that wants to disarm me can drop dead.

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.

You remember the night that you left me, you put me in my place. Got you in a stranglehold now baby, gonna crush your face.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

Ignorance is indeed bliss, but it is also dangerous and embarrassing.

Organized religion is good for wars, battles, pissin' and moanin' and not much else.

I'd like to have James Brown as my singer. I already have the best drummer, Tommy Clufetos. I've jammed a bunch with John Entwistle, and it was like a musical orgy. That guy is a living, breathing, grunting rhythm. For horns, let's go with the Stax/Volt guys, and I'm going to have Steve Cropper on standby just in case I want a rhythm guitarist.