My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.

There are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth.

There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong.

Jerry [Garcia] got high and Jerry's dead. I went hunting and I'm still Ted.

Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill. He is a very funny man but he is a perfect poster child of why I have never touched drugs, alcohol, tobacco or fast food.

My memory bank has overflowed out of control forever. I'm surprised my smile hasn't killed me yet. I have lived an indescribable joyful, adventurous, musical dream life and it just gets better every year.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.