I make a pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.

My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of mankind. You know, the animal rights of people, if they had their way, 99% of the human race would parish because we sustain ourselves with dead stuff on the grill.

I like Dave Grohl, I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake, it's uppity and spirited.

Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.

We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.

Only criminals and bloodsuckers reward bad behavior.

If enough Americans determine I could do a better job in public office, and Mrs. Nugent and my beloved family agree, there is no limit what I am willing to do for my country.