Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another. You can say so subjectively. But to say it like it's objective is wrong. It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

Most people don't know how to tell stories.