Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again.

There's a fine line between being colorful and being an asshole, and I hope I'm still just colorful.

The Iranians don't intimidate! They're like the Vietnamese and the Iraqis. You want to start a war with them? They'll still be fighting in fifty years!

If you never quit, you're never beaten.

I haven't been in a store to buy anything for five years.

Even when I started in 1970, I knew that television was having a negative effect on our society.

I've never run into a guy who could win at the top level in anything today and didn't have the right attitude, didn't give it everything he had, at least while he was doing it; wasn't prepared and didn't have the whole program worked out.