I'm the only one who can stop me.. I'm the one who's been sitting at the stoplight all these years, waiting for the light to turn green.

I remember the day I turned thirty. I was getting out of the shower and I stood in front of the mirror and stared at myself for a long time. I examined every inch of my body and appreciated the fact that I finally looked like a grown woman. I also assumed that this was how I was going to look for the rest of my life. The way I saw it, I was never going to age; I'd just look up one day and be old.

I take what people feel and think, especially when it's different from, very seriously, and I find it liberating.

happiness aint got no Ph.D. or no certain amount of zeroes behind it!

I've got tons of irreplaceable information inside the soul of this computer.

I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet!

It's not that marriage itself is bad; it's the people we marry who give it a bad name.