I'm not an angry woman. I'm not bitter.

The best rush in the world is getting something at 80 percent off.

I like doing the readings and the autographing, but the interviewing gets a little tedious because you get asked the same questions every day and sometimes three or four times a day.

I don't let negative criticism, for the most part, bother me.

I'm the only one who can stop me.. I'm the one who's been sitting at the stoplight all these years, waiting for the light to turn green.

We never thought some guy would deliberately fill our hearts with brown sugar and then pour hot water all over it.

I want to push the fast-forward button until I get back to happy.