Good parents have children who do terrible things and vice-versa.

As far as young kids go, my primary interest is to get parents to read to their kids. That’s about the most you can do, I think.

The best rush in the world is getting something at 80 percent off.

I want to push the fast-forward button until I get back to happy.

I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet!

Let me put it this way: when I read, I learned the world was not as small as my house. And that everybody in my home town was not representative of the way people in the world were raised. And that was what saved me.

You've been killing me inside and I don't want to die like this.