One of the hardest lessons in young Sam's life had been finding out that the people in charge weren't in charge. It had been finding out that governments were not, on the whole, staffed by people who had a grip, and that plans were what people made instead of thinking.
Terry Pratchett"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever" he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"
Terry PratchettPriests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.
Terry Pratchett