Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'

I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy owning my own paperclips. It means they are mine.

You can't second-guess ineffability, I always say.

HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids.

And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.

People don't like to say Horror so they say Dark Fantasy because that's Horror wearing a collar and tie.