The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the convenient way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day.

Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.

Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn't like some of the destinations.

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal-sized billiard balls.

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.