This time it had been magic. And it didn't stop being magic just because you found out how it was done.

Mr Lipwig, there's a lady in the hall to see you and we've thanked her for not smoking three times and she's still doing it!

Everywhere I look, I see something holy.

The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.

Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because - what with trolls and dwarfs and so on - speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.

Young man, the games we play are lessons we learn. The assumptions we make, things we ignore, and things we change make us what we become.

The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week?