This book was written using 100% recycled words.

He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the best proof any wizard could require that the trolleys were brainless.

If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.

Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is.

He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure.

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]

Life doesn't happen in chapters - at least, not regular ones.