No one knew where you were before you were born, but when you were born, it wasn't long before you found you'd arrived with your return ticket already punched.

Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put in your report as -self inflicted- wounds while resisting arrest," said Vimes.

If Not You, Who Else?

It was like being in a Jane Austen novel, but one with far less clothing.

What're quantum mechanics?" "I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose.

The bravest person I've ever met was a young boy going through massive amounts of treatment for a very rare, complex and unpleasant disease. I last saw him at a Discworld convention, where he chose to take part in a game as an assassin. He died not long afterwards, and I wish I had his fortitude and sense of style.

And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch. And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence?