Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?

They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that, in the morning, it will be in a body that is going to be hanged.

Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that you needed to do to be Christian. That's something a Quaker would call an intimation of the divine.

Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point MY POINT EXACTLY.

Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government.

If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at her like a hangnail.