People don't like to say Fantasy they say Magic Realism which means Fantasy written by somebody I went to university with.

I try to make computers say things like You have 60 seconds to achieve safe distance.

Correct observation followed by meticulous deduction and the precise visualization of goals is vital to the success of any enterprise.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

There are no medium-sized trees in the deep forest. There are only the towering ones, whose canopy spreads across the sky. Below, in the gloom, there's light for nothing but mosses and ferns. But when a giant falls, leaving a little space ... then there's a race - between the trees on either side, who want to spread out, and the seedlings below, who race to grow up. Sometimes, you can make your own space.

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.