Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
Terry PratchettThe Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold that the accumulation of money is a great evil and a burden to the soul. They therefore, regardless of personal hazard, see it as their unpleasant duty to acquire as much as possible in order to reduce the risk to innocent people.
Terry Pratchett