Tiffany has been apprenticing as a witch by visiting people in need with her mentor. After meeting with one particularly sad case, she tells her mentor, "It shouldn't be like this." Her mentor replies, "There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.

Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to do with wearing your watch upside down, keeping calm in emergencies, and dying for a cup of tea.

Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.

We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience

The only thing more dangerous then a vampire crazed with blood lust was a vampire crazed with anything else. All the meticulous single-mindedness that went into finding young women who slept with their bedroom window open got channeled into some other interest, with merciless and painstaking efficiency.

Building a temple didn't mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.

Chain-mail isn't much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn't when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.