His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few.
Terry PratchettShe'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itsel
Terry PratchettA push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.
Terry Pratchett