Please give us a simple answer, so that we don't have to think, because if we think, we might find answers that don't fit the way we want the world to be

A bad hunter chases. A good hunter waits.

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.

There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from different countries have married, amazing things like that. I've been to some of the weddings. I went to one here the other day, a pagan ceremony.

Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.