Please give us a simple answer, so that we don't have to think, because if we think, we might find answers that don't fit the way we want the world to be

Look out! He's got a daisy!

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down out of the sky, reminding any thoughtful watcher that it is in the deserts and high places that religions are generated. When men see nothing but bottomless infinity over their heads they have always had a driving and desperate urge to find someone to put in the way.

She was a beefy young woman and, whatever piece of music she was playing, it was definitely losing.

Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained.

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.