Humans can think inhuman thoughts.

Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.

In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?

It's a guilty secret of a lot of writers, as you get older you don't read as much fiction as you used to, mainly because it's like you are deconstructing it all the time.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.

I express preference for a chronological sequence of events which precludes a violence.