If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?

Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.

Look out! He's got a daisy!

People don't like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.

I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted.

It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.