Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist.

Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.

There's no such thing as writer's block. That was invented by people in California who couldn't write.

What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of our lives.

Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, "What happens if I do this?"

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.