Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

Incidentally, it's best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction and hurry off in the other while their attention is distracted.

Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.

Many feel they are called to the priesthood, but what they really hear is an inner voice saying, 'It's indoor work with no heavy lifting, do you want to be a ploughman like your father?'

Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences.

There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?