Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

Well, yes, but it's not about the football." "You're saying that football is not about football?" "It's the sharing," she said. "It's being part of the crowd. It's chanting together. It's all of it. the whole thing.

It doesn't matter how you live and die, it's how the bards wrote it down.

Child. That was a terrible thing to say to anyone who was almost thirteen.

People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it's usually not their fault they were reduced to getting their education from school.

Tell someone you are going to rob them and all that will happen is that you'll get a reputation as a truthful man.

The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.