Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.

This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

Young adults that actually read are reading bodice rippers and best-sellers and me. And Horror.