Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
Terry PratchettIt's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death.
Terry PratchettWhen people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.
Terry Pratchett