A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.

You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing.

When you read, I'm sure you don't realize that your eyes are going backwards and forwards and to this place and that place. Mine don't do that.

Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.

Fascism may be good at making the trains run on time, but you wouldn't like some of the destinations.