And that's what I don't like about magic, Captain. 'cos it's *magic*. You can't ask questions, it's magic. It doesn't explain anything, it's magic. You don't know where it comes from, it's magic! That's what I don't like about magic, it does everything by magic!

Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Just because something is a metaphor doesn't mean it can't be real.

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how to do it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course.