The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out.
Terry PratchettIf there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
Terry PratchettThese weren't encouraged in the city, since the heft and throw of a longbow's arrow could send it through an innocent bystander a hundred yards away instead of the innocent bystander at whom it was aimed.
Terry PratchettYou have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape โ the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes โ we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.
Terry Pratchett