Please give us a simple answer, so that we don't have to think, because if we think, we might find answers that don't fit the way we want the world to be
Terry PratchettThe three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than the date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.
Terry PratchettWho'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week.
Terry PratchettThe point is that if a book that had been published three years ago started to sell twice as many all of a sudden it probably wouldn't even get noยญticed. People wouldn't be tracking it. The system has cleaned up its act an awful lot but the best-seller list system is not an entirely foolproof thing.
Terry Pratchett