When I am old I shall wear midnight.

Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.

It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimers, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimers.

I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.

I do not in fact use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while.