People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it's the other way around.

I'd like to walk on the moon (and return).

I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it's in the blood.

They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that, in the morning, it will be in a body that is going to be hanged.

Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.

Do you think there’s anything to eat in this forest?” “Yes,” said the wizard bitterly, “us.

Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living.