Knowing things is magical, if other people don't know them.

Legends don't have to make sense. They just have to be beautiful. Or at least interesting.

He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure.

And gears," said Anathema. "My bike didn't have gears. I'm sure my bike didn't have gears." Crowley leaned over to the angel. "Oh lord, heal this bike," he whispered sarcastically. "I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.

Esk felt that bravery was called for, but on a night like this bravery lasted only as long as a candle stayed alight.

Belief is one of the most powerful organic forces in the multiverse. It may not be able to move mountains, exactly. But it can create someone who can. People get exactly the wrong idea about belief. They think it works back to front. They think the sequence is, first object, then belief. In fact, it works the other way.