Granny Weatherwas was not a jouster in the lists of love, but, as an intelligent onlooker, she knew how the game was played.

Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it." "No, actually it isn't," said Tiffany. "Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.

I was merely endeavoring to indicate that if we do not grab events by the collar they will have us by the throat. -Lord Vetinari

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.

Anger is wonderful. It keeps you going. I'm angry about bankers. About the government.

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.