Preston, I don't think this creature could ever find its way into your head. Quite apart from anything else, it seems pretty crowded and complicated to me.

If anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!

Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.

A weapon you held and didn't know how to use belonged to your enemy.

I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire!

Everybody thinks the Government should be doing more about everything but just think how many of the bonuses which are quite rightly being dragged off certain people, just think to what good causes they could be put - wouldn't that be a lovely thought'?

My character - and for that matter my worst habits - could only be described by someone else. You can't open a box with the crowbar inside it.