A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days' as if this signified some kind of moral worth, and perhaps it did, but the last thing you wanted a witch to do was get bored and start making her own amusements, because witches sometimes had famously erratic ideas about what was amusing.
Terry PratchettThe elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one knew what would happen to ice cream, but it would probably involve some rewriting of the laws of thermodynamics.
Terry PratchettIf he'd been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, "That's what I call sorted!" Since he wasn't a hero, he threw up.
Terry PratchettIt's not morbid to talk about death. Most people don't worry about death, they worry about a bad death.
Terry PratchettAlways face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if itโs not your fault, itโs your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must do. Never lie, but you donโt always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially donโt wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.
Terry Pratchett