The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin' out how you passed it. It's a bit like life in that respect

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!

Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.” “Sir?” “It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.” “Sir?” “That’s practically zen.

Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord.

Everywhere's been where it is ever since it was first put there. It's called geography.

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.

The conversation of human beings seldom interested him, but it crossed his mind that the males and females always got along best when neither actually listened fully to what the other one was saying.