The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
Terry PratchettAll tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.
Terry PratchettIt's hard to explain," said Brutha. "But I think it's got something to do with how people should behave... you should do things because they're right. Not because gods say so. They might say something different another time.
Terry PratchettI never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!
Terry Pratchett