Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.

Some People think 'coven' is a word for a group of witches, and it's true that's what the dictionary says. But the real word for a group of witches is 'an argument'.

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

Some people are confident because they are fools. Leonard had the look of someone who was confident because, so far, he'd never found a reason not to be.

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.

History, contrary to popular theories, is kings and dates and battles.

Most of my schooldays were the worst day of my life.