I know loads of coppers and dealt with them a lot when I was a journalist - coppers are easy to write for; they tend to run on rails.
Terry PratchettSome people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.
Terry PratchettTell someone you are going to rob them and all that will happen is that you'll get a reputation as a truthful man.
Terry PratchettAlbert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?" Mort thought for a moment. "No," he said eventually, "what?" There was silence. Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.
Terry Pratchett