I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce.

And what are you doing on it, I would like to know? Running away from home, yesno? If you were a boy I'd say are you going to seek your fortune?" "Can't girls seek their fortune?" "I think they're supposed to seek a boy with a fortune.

Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly but were also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon of squabble.

All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.

Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock

Good or bad, do it as you. Too many lies and there's no truth to go back to.

"There's a door," he whispered. "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think," said Rincewind.